AISubs v3.7
- Yado! - Teto!
- Ryozo! - Tensho!
- Yorozo! - Ryozo and I met in high school.
- It was a long, long time ago. - Yeah, yeah.
- If you look at the record, we were in the same tournament. - That's interesting.
- We didn't know at all back then. - Happy Triathlon, right?
- Happy Triathlon. - What's that?
- It was a high school happy triathlon. - Wow.
- We actually played in the same tournament. - Wow.
- So we want to do a triathlon this time. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- It's too much. - It's too much!
- In that sense, triathlon is very difficult. - Yeah, it's hard.
- What we're doing now isn't bad. - Yeah.
- We want to do a lot of triathlons, but we want to make it active. - Yeah.
- Then we have to twist our skills. - Yeah.
- So we're not doing a triathlon this time. - We're doing a high school online triathlon!
- But you're still nervous about it, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But you're still nervous about it, right? - Yeah.
- Don't worry about it.
- Triathlons are swimming, bike riding, and running.
- We do these three things in a row. - Yeah.
- But it's too physical, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.
- There's something we're good at. - Yeah.
- And that's quadruplets.
- If you make an athlete do a quadruplet video,
- there are a lot of videos that don't leave a better result than ours. - Yeah.
- When you do three quadruplet-like exercises in a row,
- an athlete's heart will break and fall somewhere. - Yeah.
- Whoever wants to try it out in the future,
- will be able to stay at the top of the triathlon.
- That's what a quadruplet is. - Wow, I see.
- So quadruplets are the highest level in the world.
- That's right. - It's the top level.
- Well, based on what we did in the quadruplets,
- I think those two won't stay in second place. - That's right.
- Well, I think we'll have a winner in the end. - Yeah.
- We did quadruplets with these four people,
- and set a world record for that first place.
- We'll leave it as it is. - A world record for that first place.
- If you're watching the same exercise,
- and you're challenging it with an athlete,
- and you're doing quadruplets with an athlete,
- which one is more suitable for quadruplets?
- This video will be a reference record. - Yeah.
- By the way, for this quadruplet triathlon,
- we changed the rules and topics completely.
- Only quadruplets can do this. - Yeah.
- Other people make it and say "what's a quadruplet?"
- But if you make it yourself, you won't have a problem at all. - Yeah.
- Did you do the quadruplet triathlon? - Well, I thought about it.
- If you do quadruplets for three consecutive years,
- you won't do it with a quadruplet on an athlete, but with a quadruplet on an air. - Yeah.
- So it's just a sequence of triathlones. - Yeah.
- You have to get your body into it. - Yeah.
- Well, I respect swimming, biking and running quite a bit. - Yeah.
- I'm in it. - Oh!
- I swim, bike and run. - Oh!
- You're in it! - Yeah.
- That's amazing. You're active. - Yeah.
- If you say it like that, I think you're a strong athlete. - Yeah.
- But you're not a quadruplet.
- Do you have any? - I'll say one or all of them now, but if I'm going to tell you one first, it's 1,500 meters of beef bowl.
- Wow! - Wow! - Do you have it? - Tokaiwaya! - This is a big name! - Please leave it to me! - It's really Tokaiwaya, isn't it? - Yeah, it is. - However, in the triathlon,
- the international triathlon association has decided that - Yeah. - swimsuits are 2.5 kg, bikes are 80 kg, and runs are 20 kg. - Wow, wow, wow, wow! - Bikes are 80 kg? - It's shocking, isn't it? - You're an athlete. - Yeah. - You do it, don't you? - You're doing it. - You're putting on an act! You're putting on an act! - There are others that are even more difficult, in the triathlon. - Huh? - Bikes are like 180 kg. - I see, I see. - Runs are like running like crazy. - There is, there is, there is! - Swimsuits are 3.8 kg, bikes are 180 kg, and runs are 42.19 kg.
- But... - Ironman.
Isn't that too much?
This time, we'll do a happy 10 times 4 push-ups.
- If we do too many, we'll end up like athletes. - Okay.
We'll do 10 times 4 push-ups in a way we're still alive.
- Okay, the title of this video is... - Okay.
Happy 10 times 4 push-ups.
Let's do it.
If we're going to reduce distance, we have to say "happy."
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Let's say it.
I really don't need it.
- Please say "happy"! - Got it.
- That was close!
For a real triathlon,
it's more common to swim, bike, land in order.
But I thought of you guys' bodies and swam last.
- That's funny! - That's true.
- We have to use our wet bodies, right? - Yeah.
- You're going to swim now? - For real?
- Isn't that bad?
- That sounds hard. - Wait, December...
- Yesterday... - I don't want to say it, but...
- Yesterday... - Can we use our faces?
- Can we? - Can we?
- I told you to prepare a pool! - Can we use our faces?
By the way, a triathlon is like...
- Just swimming in the sea. - Yeah.
- It's like a ping pong. - That's more dangerous.
Yeah, that's more dangerous.
And you can do it in the morning and in the evening.
- That's crazy. - It's summer.
- That's why it's called "triathlon". - Yeah.
If you don't do it in the winter, you can't talk.
You go into the river in the winter.
- Okay, I'll say it now. - Okay.
- You guys will do it one by one. - Okay.
"Run"!
- It's 1,500 meters of beef bowl. - Okay.
- This is the first one? - Yes.
- Wow, the first one! - The first one is...
Wait, I haven't cleared it yet.
- I'm still trying. - I'm still competing.
And "bike".
Well, if you use a bike, it's easier to get it.
So, Shibayu-san will do the "bike" competition.
- Oh, right. - What?
- It was me. - Oh, no!
The "bike" competition is...
1,000 meters of office skiing.
- What? - Oh...
- Office chair. - Office chair.
You'll ski in the office chair.
And you'll have a penalty if you step on it.
- One kilometer. - By the way, what's the penalty?
The penalty is to tell you on the spot.
Oh, I see. I got it.
- This kind of unfairness is "bike". - I see.
I want to do it.
- You can go back and forth 5 times. - I thought of it.
- I thought of it. - I'm still sleepy.
- You're still sleepy. - I see. There's something else.
- You can go back and forth 5 times, but you can't go back and forth. - What?
- When you go back and forth, you can only eat fried chicken for the number of times you go back and forth. - Wow!
- Again? - Yes.
- You go first? - Can you do it? - Can you do it? - I can't believe it.
- I went out pretty hard. - I'm getting scared. - I'm scared. - I'm scared!
- I thought of it while sitting in that chair over there. - What should we do? Oh, no. We'll do it later.
- What should we do? - Let's do it like this. - I'm sure of it. - Let's go!
We've arrived at the official stadium.
The audience has gathered, and we're feeling more motivated!
Um... is it true?
I'm worried about standing up for our sport.
Yeah, well...
- The condition of the river is really bad. - It's dry.
It's pretty shallow.
It's the shallowest I've ever seen in my life!
I'm like, "Why is it like this?"
I checked the water temperature and shallowness earlier, and I went in.
I went in, but it was a lie.
- A lie? - It's a lie-like water temperature.
- What? - It's a lie, but it's fine!
And...
It's scary, but it's starting to rain.
- It's scary! - It's scary!
If it really starts to rain hard,
I'm worried about everyone's health... Oops, I messed up.
I'm worried about the camera, so we might end the competition.
So it's not a bad weather pattern.
Well, for the second competition, it's the bike section.
I thought Shibayu-san's unfriendliness might be related to the river,
so I let him ride the bike for a bit.
- We actually did a little test. - Yes!
Well...
It's a tie!
- I'm glad you tested it for me! - That was close!
No matter what, we'll change it to 500 meters.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
I've personally told you all of the detailed rules,
so please do your best!
- On your marks... - Wow!
Get set...
- Go! - Let's go!
No fear.
Oh, he's going at a steady pace.
Yeah.
Is it too slow for 1500 meters?
Well, they're actually going at a faster pace,
but since it's a triathlon, I can't deny that they're going at a slower pace.
It looks like they're saving up.
- Wow, it's like a rib joint! - Yumemaru is wearing a corset.
- It looks like a rib joint! - Yumemaru is wearing a corset.
What do we think we're losing to Yumemaru who's wearing a corset?
- It's a little tough to turn around. - Yeah.
- We're losing speed. - So far...
- Oh, Tetsuya-san is ahead of us. - Yeah.
- Tetsuya-san is one step ahead of us. - Tetsuya - san had a problem with his last 1,500-meter beef bowl. He was too tired and it was too late to eat beef bowl.
Will he be able to fix it himself?
- Oh, nice! - So far, Tetsuya-san is in the lead!
- And a second later, Ryo is 500 meters ahead of us! - The platform is stable.
- High top! - As expected of two people at a long distance!
- Well, but Tetsuya's uniform is Rei's pants! - That's right.
- All right, Toshimi-san, 500 meters more! - More!?
- More! You made a mistake. - You're too muscular!
- Toshimi, more! 500 meters! - Yumemaru, more! Hang in there!
- Well, Tetsuya-san is leading by a large margin, isn't he? - Well, Ryo-san also seems to be in line.
- As expected of two people at a long distance! - Yeah.
- And recently, Tetsuya-san has been going to a kickboxing gym.
- I think he's in pretty good shape physically. - Yeah.
- And Ryo-san, who's been eating a lot, as expected of you!
- The moment you woke up to this training! - Oh, my face!
- The first victory you want to grab in front of the camera! - Your face is too serious!
- I can't say anything here! - Tetsuya-san, it's a video!
- You could have said something!
- Ah, what, what, what!?
- Thomas-san is also running at his own pace, although a little behind.
- Yumemaru-san slowed down a little too much.
- Yumemaru-san, hang in there! - Yumemaru-san, are you okay!? Hang in there!
- I can't breathe!
- Ryo's last stroke! Tetsuya's in! Ryo's in!
The regulation master beef bowl is
Skiya's wave!
Will Tetsuya win Ryo for the first time?
1500m, Tetsuya!
Tetsuya is faster than Ryo!
And a few seconds later, Ryo is in the master beef bowl!
This is the real thing!
Water...
Let's eat!
Let's eat quickly!
Tetsuya, you're exhausted.
Tetsuya, are you feeling better?
Let's eat!
Yumemaru has taken a lot of time.
He took about 250m.
He's good at beef bowl.
Before Yumemaru arrives,
he wants to finish eating.
Tetsuya, you're going to eat all the meat first.
What?!
Can you talk to me?
What kind of strategy is this?
Everything I've built up so far.
Everything I've built up on YouTube.
The first master of Koukaion Ashron,
Tetsuya is in the lead so far.
Yumemaru is in the goal now.
Yumemaru is heading to the beef bowl corner.
Ryo!
The water spilled!
Are you okay?
Tetsuya, you only have one lap left.
You're fast!
Ryo is in 3rd place.
Compared to before, it's not so hard here.
I gained some experience and saved some energy.
Why can you do better than before?
There's still a long way to go.
Go!
Tetsuya, the first race is over.
Tetsuya, please go to the bike.
I haven't told you about the bike's regulations!
It's like skiing.
Is it okay to do it like this?
Yes, but you can't step on it.
If you step on it, you'll scream "the world is the best"!
What?
You'll scream "the world is the best"!
There are a lot of waterfalls because it's a racecourse.
Toshimi-san, you're lifting it up a lot.
It's amazing!
The tilt is amazing!
The race hasn't started yet.
Toshimi-san is pushing it in.
He's fast!
He overtook me!
Ryo is also in 4th place.
Yumemaru is in 5th place.
Ryo, stop!
Next race!
It's a close race.
Power!
Stop!
Next race!
Yumemaru is in 5th place.
He's fighting hard!
Stop!
Next race!
I'm going!
I'm in 2nd place.
Surprisingly, there is a tilt and a sense of balance.
If you turn around and go this way, you will go like this.
I'm in trouble!
Tetsuya is excellent.
Tetsuya is fast!
Have you already grasped it?
The phrase "the best on earth" prepared for the penalty does not seem to be used.
This is dangerous!
It's very fast when you get on your feet.
Will you notice that you are fast if you get on your feet and take a penalty?
Isn't it fast?
It's fast, but it's dangerous.
Can I take a penalty if I fall?
If you get on your feet, the world is the best!
The world is the best!
Tetsuya is about to turn around.
He is fast!
There is a dead seat on both sides of the stone.
There is also a dead seat on both sides of the stone.
I see.
There is also a dead seat on both sides of the stone.
I'm a little late.
Toshimitsu seems to be good at it.
Toshimitsu will catch up with you.
Tetsuya is catching up with me!
Everyone says they don't want to go into the river first.
It may be cold at first.
Will Tetsuya be the first one to go into the river?
Let's go, Tetsuya!
Oh, no!
Is Yumemaru okay?
Yumemaru is in a bad spot. He's stopped.
Is there a caster stuck in the gravel due to his weight?
Yumemaru, it's true that people with light weights have an advantage.
Oh, he folded it back.
Did he fold it back?
Shimizu folded it back and Tetsuya is pulling it out!
Oh! With a pipe!
It's a big deal for a reversal like this to happen in a race.
Oyaji, you used to be good at swimming.
Swimming is your second favorite sport.
And the absolute champion, Ryo Fukuo.
You're a little behind so far, but will you show us a reversal anywhere?
It's scary. Even if my heart stops, I can only think about it.
You can only think about it.
Oops!
I'll hit you!
Did something happen?
Oops!
I did it!
It's pretty scary.
It seems that Oyaiji has taken the 10th place here.
It's really scary.
I'm sorry!
If you three go in at once and you three die, you'll be half dead.
CQ is the best!
I'd like you to get a little excited if you can.
Now, death heat!
Oh, that's amazing!
Death heat!
As expected of death heat's last spurt!
Is Tetsuya having a little trouble?
Tetsuya, what's with that canoe style?
Oh, you're fast!
Death heat is amazing!
He's good!
Isn't he good?
I don't want to goal if I can!
You can't just sit there all the time!
Please hurt me!
Me!
Now!
Get off the pole!
Death heat is fast!
Please enjoy the rest of the three with your own cameras.
We'll be moving now.
Let's go, Tetsuya!
We're all in the end!
Let's go!
We did it!
Tetsuya did it!
We did it in high school!
First Peggy is Tetsuya!
Don't let go!
This is bad!
I can't do it!
Goodbye!
I can't do it!
Goodbye!
I can't do it!
Let me go!
Let's go back!
I can't do it!
One more time!
Goal!
That's stupid!
Goal is broken!
Tetsuya! What's wrong?
It's shaking!
It's over!
It's like a cockroach!
Let me eat a cockroach!
It's dangerous!
I know!
My legs were shaking!
It's amazing!
It's there!
It's dangerous!
If you make one more mistake, you will die!
It may be there!
[The first one to arrive is Setsuna!]
[Fastest one to arrive is Setsuna!]
[The first one to arrive is Setsuna!]
Setsuna!
[Setsuna arrives first!]
[The cameraman of Setsuna, please tell us your answer!]
It's "Kyukai" (beef tartare)
[Kyukai! Setsuna!]
It's a pig!
[Setsuna's answer is "karaage" (fried chicken)!]
Are you stupid?
[Setsuna's answer is "karaage" (fried chicken)!]
Are you stupid?
It's "karaage" (fried chicken)
Oh, it's "honoh mooguri" (fire roll)
What does it mean?
It's "funk hazard"
From the ice to fire!
I'm cold now
It's so hot!
There is something I'm worried about
Our friends disappeared
What? Our friends?
[Have we seen pink people somewhere?]
I don't see them officially
They aren't on the land battlefield
Ah! I'm using my autograph!
- I can't find my ears. - I know what it is!
- I know! - My ears hurt!
[4th player up, Yonemaru]
- Yonemaru is catching up! - He's catching up!
- Yonemaru, you're almost there! - Oh, no!
- He's overtaking us! - He's overtaking us!
- He's winning! - He's overtaking us!
- He's under the yellow tree! - Oh!
[Yonemaru is behind them]
[4th player up, Yonemaru]
- If you don't feel cold, you'll feel it! - He's surprisingly strong!
- Is it because he has a lot of fat? - Oh, from here!
- If you start swimming from there, you'll get a reward! - Please count to the end.
- How do you do it? - You'll get a reward.
You're in the middle of a race, aren't you?
You have to continue the race or the period will continue.
I can't get motivated at all!
It means you're in good shape.
I'm not tired at all!
The fire of "funk hazard" has gone out.
- What's this? - I see.
- All of a sudden... - Can we talk for a minute?
Tetsuya has already started eating.
- Let's eat together for one more time. - Don't do this!
- Let's hope for it! - That's a lot of food!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- They're amazing! - They're like kids in a marathon race.
- If you eat a lot of food, you won't get motivated. - You're in the middle of a race!
Ready...
- I can't do it! - I can't do it!
- I'm sorry!
- Mom! - Mom!
- I can't do it! - I can't do it!
All three of you have retired and Tetsuya has become alone.
- Wait! - What?
- I have a finger in my foot! - You do!
- You do!
- I'm going to be a retiree, so I'm going to do my best! - I'm going to be a retiree, so I'm going to do my best!
- This is too much of a gamble!
- Now it's getting harder. - I'm a retiree!
- I'm not going to swim! - I'm not going to swim!
- I can't do it! - I can't do it!
- This is too much! - What is this race?
- This is too much of a death game!
I wanted to say "Happy Tokai On Air Show" and leave a world record and say "Let's fight!"
But I was in a position where I was in the middle of everything.
As a legendary game that I hope anyone can clear in a long history, I would like to reach it for a while.
This competition is really making me nervous even in Tokai.
I'm going out. It's dangerous.
It would be better if you didn't go into the river in winter.
It's better.
I felt like I was aware of what happened a year ago.
Thank you for your support.
Thank you.
Let's go home.
It was short and I felt like I was in front of everyone for the first time.
No one can do it.